Pharma-bro Martin Shkreli turned 33 yesterday and to celebrate he threw himself a party.
Literally. Just himself. He was the only person in the room.
Since he doesn’t have any friends in real life, Shkreli invited his Twitter followers to join him for the celebration via webcam:
Uh. I'm having my birthday party on the internet. Come have cake and stuff. https://t.co/xK2MCcQiBQ
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) March 18, 2016
The shindig was held on the the platform Blab Beta, where Shkreli regularly streams live chats with anyone who wants to drop in an say hi, and it included a cake with a picture of a $100 bill with his face on it:
Birthday cake delivered by friends. pic.twitter.com/98Qw4RAL78
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) March 17, 2016
The price-gouging douche, who was recently hexed by a coven of New York witches, told followers that he is excited to be turning 33, comparing it to the human gestation process:
Thanks for all the birthday love. 33 today, feels like a life trimester is complete.
— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) March 17, 2016
The whole thing is so incredibly sad that we almost feel sorry for Shkreli.
Almost.
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